February 2012
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Josh: Well, I married your husband a little over a year ago..we have 2 kids. Ben and Melody
Me: Oh so you are who he spends all his time with? I thought he smelt like someone else's dick
Josh: yeah.. that's me!
Me: so it's your dick i'm tasting too, right?
Josh: that would be correct. you're welcome.
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topherrocks replied to your post: Why are there so many people awake right now?
because of reasons! that’s why!
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Why are there so many people awake right now?
Talking to 3 people from Tumblr (all on different places) and my mom on Facebook. What the hell!
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topherrocks replied to your video: See?! And it sounds like a bunch of screws/nails…
did you leave change in your pockets? 9/10 times i hear that, it’s something in my pants. or stuff on top. but you could probably hear if it’s inside or out.
I just stopped it and took everything out and there is absolutely nothing in there but clothes. I even spun it around to make sure nothing was...
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See?! And it sounds like a bunch of screws/nails are rolling around in there. What the heck!
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I swear
our washer is going to break through the floor one day. When it’s on, it feels like an earthquake because it shakes so bad.
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topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks replied to your post: “Hey I have been…
It’s in my about me! I’ll always be a nerd!
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topherrocks replied to your post: “Hey I have been following you for awhile now and I thought I should…”
“…should submit nudes to you!” yep. those would be the best words to see appear in my mailbox. :D
You nerd!
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"Hey I have been following you for awhile now and...
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strongvisceralconnection asked: I love your theme right now! Very cute. :)
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What I decided to marry and sleep next to for the rest of my life :)
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I didn’t wake up til 6PM. How ridiculous is that?! So I need to stay up all night since my husband is off tomorrow (today officially) and I don’t want to sleep the day away when he is off! And apparently I have to take my mom somewhere at 11:15? She texted me and said “11:15 tomorrow…please”. What the hell?! Why? Haha. She won’t text me back so I guess...
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champ2010cuh replied to your post: I’m actually really upset at the moment.
Just stay there for her and be there right now when its most important
You bet your ass that I’m not going anywhere. I’m just glad she told me what’s going on so I CAN be there for her.
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I'm actually really upset at the moment.
One of my closest friend has been contemplating suicide. She attempted to last night and when I found out, it broke my heart. My tattoo “Love is the Movement” (which is clearly from To Write Love on Her Arms) I got solely because one of my other friend’s attempt at suicide. Thank God she didn’t succeed and we just talked to other day about it and how much she regrets it and...
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